What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do girls ever miss their first love?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.